Detailed Analysis of Britney Spears' vagina

Everyone has heard about Britney Spears' flashing paparazzi cameras without underwear. And everyone who has seen the uncensored photos is wishing they hadn't.

Yes they are real, they are not photochoped fakes. Altered photos would have been much more flattering to her no-no place. In a few angles C-Sections scars are also noticeable, which serves as an unsettling reminder that her two kids will have to deal with these antics one day.

Why did she do this? Possible explanations could include Britney being trashed (drunk or stoned, because we've already seen both) to her trying to make K-Fed jealous.

The strange thing about this is that she did this more than once. You can't really chalk this up as a "youthful discretion" when you flash your taco to the cameras three days a week. Is Britney intentionally trying to re-make her image into that of a trashy-slutty-has-been?

Let's review the key events and bad decisions that led up to this awful day in American pop-culture history:

Dec 1981 - Britney is born, and thankfully there are no paparazzi around to photograph her naked.

Summer 1999 - "Hit me baby one more time" starts the ball rolling on her highly sexualized performances at the mature age of 18.

August 2003 - Britney and Madonna kiss live on stage. Christina Aguilera also kisses Madonna, but for some reason MTV didn't want to show that and cut to a reaction shot from Justin Timberlake instead.

Jan 2004 - Marries and quickly divorces childhood friend as a joke. Haha, funny!

Sept 2004 - Marries Kevin Federline. We all thought this was a joke too.

Nov 2006 - After giving birth to two children, she's in the news every week for almost dropping them in public or not using car seats. She divorces K-Fed by text message.

Today - Paris Hilton's evil influence on her causes her to remove her underwear and/or pants before entering a low slung Lamborghini.

Ten years from now - Britney Spears is elected President of the United States after single handedly defeating an alien invasion from Neptune. And then she flashes her mango again for the cameras.