Crazy woman castrates man with bare hands on Christmas

I don't know what to think about this article on USA today I just read.

It reports that at a holiday party in North Carolina a fight broke out between drunken friends. But one of the friends, lets call her Crazy Woman, got very very angry with one of the men present.

Crazy Woman precedes to attempt to rip off the man's balls with her bare hands.

The story ends with the man getting 50 stitches and the woman going to jail for "malicious castration" and damaging a police car.

Happy New Year!