The word of the day is 'discontent'

I need to find a new Chinese restaurant because the fortunes at my current one are starting to creep me out.

Today's "fortune" is:

Discontent is the first step in the progress of a man or a nation.

Note the smiley faces surrounding the message are a half ass attempt to make it seem as if this fortune was something you actually wanted to read.

I'm hoping a lot of progress will be made in the area of better fortune cookie writing technology. But at least I'm discontented with these fortunes, so maybe that's the first step.