I can't read what I'm writing

I can't read what I'm typing now, because I went to the optician today.

Apparently it somehow makes sense for the eye doctor to put crap in your eyes that makes you temporarily blind. The doctor said she needed to put those disorienting yellow eye drops in to check for cataracts, but really they do this because they get their kicks off watching me walk into walls for the next few hours.

Hm, now that I think of it, taking that picture to the right of my eye probably wasn't a good idea. My eye is pretty well dialated, even with the flash from the camera fully on. You better enjoy that picture, because I probably burned out a bunch of my retina taking it.