Europe prepares to attack Mars

An European Space Agency spacecraft has successfully crossed into hostile Martian airspace. The Rosetta passed just 150 miles from Mars, using the planet's gravity to change course. No word whether the inhabitants of Mars where notified beforehand.

This move reaffirms the European Union's alliance with the Bush administration against the planet Mars, and strikes a blow for anti-interstellar war protesters.

NASA scientists found evidence of water on the surface of Mars due to traces of salt deposits in 2006. After further investigation, additional satillite images provided by the CIA clearly shows evidence of yellow cake uranium, sarin gas, and other WMD's being manufactured on the Martian surface.

President Bush has promised to increase NASA's space war budget and plans to have troops on Mars by 2030. Pre-emptive aerial attacks could begin as soon as the 2008 presidential elections.

Tensions between the Bush Coalition and Mars has heightened after allegations arose that Iran cold be funneling anti-pathfinder weapons to the red planet disguised as rocks.





Links:

CNN - European probe flies by Mars

CNN - Bush unveils vision for moon and beyond

NASA - Water on Mars

Martian satillite images

The Life on Mars Conspiracy

Wikipedia - Martian Pathfinder