The Official Condom of New York

Would you be more likely to use a condom if it had the face of New York's mayor on it? I know I would.

Mayor Michael Bloomberg wants to hand out millions more free condoms to combat the spread of STDs, and he thinks that putting them in "jazzy packaging" will help them be used more. Possible condom brand themes include:

- Subway theme (with maps printed on the condoms so you can use them to find your way home after a quickie on the number 4 train)

- Chinese fortune condoms

- Condoms with numbers on them so they double as lottery tickets

- Jesus condoms

And my favorite:

- Scratch and Sniff condoms