Prehistoric Jaws eats Paris Hilton

Last week in Japan, a rare appearance of a living deep sea frill shark made made headlines after eating twenty people including Paris Hilton.

*Jaws music here*

Ok, it didn't eat anybody. Thought I would juice up the story a bit. The very old and reclusive species of shark are no danger to humans, due to their diet being limited to squid and weird fish.

The ancient shark is rarely seen because it lives in the darkness of the deep deep sea. This one was caught by rescuers after becoming sick and confused and swimming in shallow waters before dieing.

Thanks to AOL Uncut video for this clip, which is much higher quality than the one floating around YouTube and CNN now: